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"Mr. ———, who loved buttered muffins, but durst not eat them because they disagreed with his stomach, resolved to shoot himself; and then he eat three buttered muffins for breakfast, before shooting himself, knowing that he should not be troubled with indigestion"
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Полагаю, это источник знаменитого анекдота Сэма Уэллера:

"Wot's the matter?" says the doctor. "Wery ill," says the patient. "Wot have you been a-eatin' on?" says the doctor. "Roast weal," says the patient. "Wot's the last thing you dewoured?" says the doctor. "Crumpets," says the patient. "That's it!" says the doctor. "I'll send you a box of pills directly, and don't you never take no more of 'em," he says. "No more o' wot?" says the patient—"pills?" "No; crumpets," says the doctor. "Wy?" says the patient, starting up in bed; "I've eat four crumpets, ev'ry night for fifteen year, on principle." "Well, then, you'd better leave 'em off, on principle," says the doctor. "Crumpets is not wholesome, Sir," says the doctor, wery fierce. "But they're so cheap," says the patient, comin' down a little, "and so wery fillin' at the price." "They'd be dear to you, at any price; dear if you wos paid to eat 'em," says the doctor. "Four crumpets a night," he says, "vill do your business in six months!" The patient looks him full in the face, and turns it over in his mind for a long time, and at last he says, "Are you sure o' that 'ere, Sir?" "I'll stake my professional reputation on it," says the doctor. "How many crumpets, at a sittin', do you think 'ud kill me off at once?" says the patient. "I don't know," says the doctor. "Do you think half-a-crown's wurth 'ud do it?" says the patient. "I think it might," says the doctor. "Three shillins' wurth 'ud be sure to do it, I s'pose?" says the patient. "Certainly," says the doctor. "Wery good," says the patient; "good-night." Next mornin' he gets up, has a fire lit, orders in three shillins' wurth o' crumpets, toasts 'em all, eats 'em all, and blows his brains out.'

Date: 2015-08-06 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vladimirpotapov.livejournal.com
Обе прозы чудесны, но вторая куда лучше. Но что такое wurth, не могу сообразить?
Edited Date: 2015-08-06 08:29 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-08-06 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vladimirpotapov.livejournal.com
а, спасибо. :)

Date: 2015-08-06 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seminarist.livejournal.com
Ну так это же Диккенс.

Date: 2015-08-06 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vladimirpotapov.livejournal.com
Я догадался.

Date: 2015-08-08 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dennett.livejournal.com
Прекрасно, спасибо.
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