Эта прекрасная история, несомненно должна быть увековечена в стихе!
There once lived a brave fellow
Who has lost his umbrella
His high shoes, Macintosh, and eyelids
In the fight with a bear,
to be rescued there
by the only old woman of place.
She was skilled in affairs and bear damage repairs,
so she stitched him some jar lids instead.